A used pink bathrobe
A rare mint snow globe
A Smurf TV tray
I bought on E-Bay

My house is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on E-Bay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on E-Bay

I'll buy your knick-knack
Just check my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on E-Bay

Gonna buy (a slightly damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on E-Bay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever will please ya
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy your tchotchkes
Sell me your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy)
I'm highest bidder

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) Dukes Of Hazard ashtray
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah (I bought it on E-Bay

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre) Used by Dr. Dre
(Found it on E-Bay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on E-Bay)

What I bought on E-Bay







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