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We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of, Gay
Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo
Small and Brown, he comes from you
Sit on the toilet, here he comes
Squeeze him between your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading  joy with a howdy ho
He's seen the love inside of you
Cause he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny
He can be brown, or greenish-brown
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve
He might come to your town
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously, he loves you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too

Well Kyle, where is he
He's coming
Come on dude, Push
I'm trying
Wait Wait! I can see his head

Here he comes


I'm Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo
Seasons greetings to all of you
Lets sing songs, and dance, and play
Now, before I melt away
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho, yum yum yum
Christmas time has come

Sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off, and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Christmas leaves, he must leave too
Flush him down, but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit lingers on

Howdy Ho





The Smile On Your Face

Is A Gift From Me To You

Merry Christmas


Howdy Ho






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